I obviously keep my calculator and ketchup in the same drawer for those occasions when counting ketchup packs on my fingers and toes just won’t cut it. Obviously.
True story.
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#butyouuglythough
It makes me sad that this is trending on Twitter. So much negativity. Why not #butyoubeautifulthough? Sad day.
This is Strangely Accurate…
5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.Martin, age 10
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